Christmas Double Meaning Messages

Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the Real love of God and family and to create happy memories that will last forever. It’s time of making some joyousness and enjoying the beats of life. People love everything about Christmas Day – the nativity scene, caroling, dancing, concerts, and feats. There is diversity in Christmas traditions and rituals all across the world and these traditions may vary from country to country. But one thing which is common to all traditions is the tradition of Christmas blossom with fun and celebration and carry along with them faith, hope, and love.
With the start of December, it is impossible to forget that Christmas is coming. Colored lights decorate many Towns, Famous places, and Shopping Malls, along with shiny decorations, and artificial snow painted on shop windows. Now it’s the time to search for greeting cards and perfect Christmas greeting messages. Dear friends, this year we have something special to amuse you. Now the wait is over to collect a very funny and double meaning messages collection on messagesforchristmas. This is the funniest collection of messages specially collected to amuse you on this joyful event of Christmas. Share it with your close friends and enjoy the fun this year.

Christmas Dirt Text Messages

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  1. One day Santaaz Gfriend asks him,
    Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
    Santaaa: Yea sure, Give me your mobile Number
  2. Fill in the blanks1.BOO_S
    2. _ _NDOM
    3.F_ _ K
    4.P_ N_S
    5.PU_S_
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Ans1.BOOKS
    2.RANDOM
    3.FORK
    4.PANTS
    5.PULSEDirty Mind =P 😉
  3. On Christmas
    Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
    Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
    yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
  4. A Naughty Little Poem
    She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘
    ‘Of course not’ answered he
    ‘It’s a very simple process,
    You can rely on me.
  5. Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
    Boy2.Oh! I know her
    Boy1:How?
    Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
    Boy1:What the hell?
    Boy2.during lecture in maths classThink +ve:)
  6. Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
  7. Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na
    Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.
    Beti:AMMI Aap Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna,
    Hamare Lye Na Sochna:-)
    Merry Christmas 🙂
  8. KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
    Do you know the ANSWAR?
    WHAT?
    ho…don’t think dirty…
    its A ”CIGRETTE”
  9. How do u teach a blonde maths?
    U subtract her chlothes
    Devide her legs
    And square root her.
  10. I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I dont feel the way I’m supposed to feel. I just dont understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards, and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed
  11. Santa wont be coming this year…
    He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
    Have a Merry Christmas
  12. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas,
    can I come visit you between the holidays?
  13. Dear Santa,
    I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
    and it was worth it.
    You fat, judgmental bastard.
  14. Fill in d blanks:1. BOO_S
    2. _ _NDOM
    3. F_ _ K
    4. P_ N_S
    5. PU_S_Answers:
    1.BOOKS
    2.RANDOM
    3.FORK
    4.PANTS
    5.PULSEMAY GOD BLESS UR DIRTY MIND…!
  15. I hate when people say [no offense] right before they are about to offend you?
  16. I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I dont feel the way I’m supposed to feel. I just dont understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards, and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed
  17.  Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and angels gave the sign.
  18. Please don’t tell me I’M SORRY when you really mean I DON’T CARE
  19. I hate when people say [no offense] right before they are about to offend you?
  20. 14School- A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays
    Life Insurance- A Contract Tht Keeps U Poor All Ur
    Life So Tht U Can Die Rich
    Nurse- A Person Wakes Up 2 Give U Sleeping Pillz
    Marriage- A Contract In Which A Boy Loses Hiz
    Bachelors Degree & Girl Gets Her Masters Degree..

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