Funny and Naughty Christmas messages
Christmas is a promising religious festival for Christians celebrated all over the world and observed on 25th of December every year. On this great day, many activities like praying, dinner party, caroling, dancing, exchanging gifts and Christmas Wishes take place to share happiness and joy. On Christmas everyone tries to give away gladness and hope to others. One of most common way to spread happiness, enjoyment, and fun is to send funny and naughty Christmas messages. We bring this year a lot of funny stuff for you, just select the messages of your choice and share it with your friends and family.
Funny Christmas Wishes
- A good Christmas gift is the landlord forgiving the December rent so that you can find more money to drink and make merry. Have fun and enjoy this Christmas.
- Since I brought the presents, I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!
- Anyone, who believes that men are the equal of women, has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
- Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
With all the best of food and beer!
- May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!
- Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas
- I put so much thought into your gift that it’s now too late to get it. Merry Christmas anyways!
- Its not funny i said no rocks in the snowball.
- I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!
- Santa was looking at a painting for a long time
of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing and
he answered Waiting for autumn.
- What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on
Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
- Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist.
What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?
- Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Send me a brother.” Santa Claus wrote back,
“Send me your mother!” Ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
- I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
- Boy I better get started
shopping for Christmas!
It is only 5 months away..
- Teacher: What does the Christmas tree stand for?
Student: It would take too much room lying down.
- Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards,
it’s on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.
- What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
- Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
- Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year,
and when he does,
it’s down the chimney.
- Please don’t tell me I’M SORRY when you really mean I DON’T CARE
- 14School- A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays
Life Insurance- A Contract Tht Keeps U Poor All Ur
Life So Tht U Can Die Rich
Nurse- A Person Wakes Up 2 Give U Sleeping Pillz
Marriage- A Contract In Which A Boy Loses Hiz
Bachelors Degree & Girl Gets Her Masters Degree..
- Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?
Bcozee, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily
- A Peach Is A Peach
A Plum Is A Plum
A Kiss Aint A Kiss Unless
Its Wiv T0ngues
S0 0pen Ur M0uth
Cl0se Ur Eyes
Give Ur T0ngue S0me Exercise.
- “Being apart during the holidays is no fun, but it just means we’ll have more to share and talk about when we go on our girls trip this spring!”
- Sending love and plenty of Christmas cheer to you and your beautiful family. Happy holidays to all of you.
- May your Christmas sparkle and shine. Celebrate this holiday like a child. Have a great Christmas.
- “Christmas won’t feel the same without you here, but we wish you a wonderful holiday time with Emma’s family. Miss you already!”
- Here’s to hoping the Christmas season fills your home with the warmth and joyfulness that you and your family deserve.