Funny Christmas Greeting Messages

Christmas is a big festival of joy, fun, and happiness celebrated the birth anniversary of the Jesus Christ on 25th of December every year in the winter season. It is celebrated across the world as a traditional and religious festival. The traditions of Christmas celebrations differ from country to country. This event includes gifting, dancing, caroling, Christmas feasts, greeting cards, and sending Christmas greetings etc.

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Funny Christmas Greeting Cards


  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
  • Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
  • Christmas has been cancelled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
  • Let the kids learn some Christmas carol; it’s just sane that they can’t sing and go begging for gift-toys at the same time.
  • Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
  • Your best friend doesn’t talk about you; they talk to you about others. This Christmas there are lots to talk about. Merry Christmas!
  • I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!
  • Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
  • The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
  • I said not rock in the snowballs.
  • I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
    I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
  • Boy I better get started
    shopping for Christmas!
    It is only 5 months away..
  • You know you are getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
  • Do not expect Santa
    They all are Drunk and flat
    Merry Christmas without gifts
  • Christmas is not only for praying and
    praising But for drinking and messing
    around also Merry Christmas
  • I think Santa should hire giants instead of
    elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
  • Santa is just like every other man
    Comes and goes in less than 5 min
    eats your food,calls you a Ho
    leaves before you get up.
  • Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
    Let your heart be light
    From now on,
    our troubles will be out of sight.Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
    Make the Yule-tide gay,
    From now on,
    our troubles will be miles away.
  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet. ~ Anonymous
  • Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
  • You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn’t mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!
  • Man will live for ever Because of Christmas (Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas to you!!!
  • Christmas is great but,
    Everyone’s insane!
    Going crazy with this funny Christmas game
    Wrapping gifts and cooking food
    And no one has time or is not in the mood.
  • Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas!!
  • Every year you’re bound to hear some youngster say “I wish that Christmas would last all year.” What they don’t know is that it does. Wait ’til they grow up and have to pay off the credit cards.
  • Don’t expect an excessive amount of holy day of obligation.
    You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
    Unselfishness and friendliness that
    Babes all I would like for Christmas is you !!
  • Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas
  • Christmas spells out love, hope and joy.
    Pass it on to everyone in your life. Have a great Christmas.
  • It’s the time of eggnog, candles, cakes, songs, reindeer, carols, laughter – and most importantly LOVE. Merry Christmas.
  • Give and receive love this holiday season and you will surely have a joyous Xmas. Best wishes to your family this season and always. May Christmas spread cheer in your lives!


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