Latest Naughty Christmas Messages

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Christmas is the most awaited holy event because on this event they are free to do anything. Christmas naughty messages for friends, colleagues, roommate and siblings become a way to bless them in a different seances. Christmas naughty messages brings smile on their faces and double up the fun of Christmas. Friends make our Christmas memorable by doing different activities in which they tease each other in a lighter and lovely way. We have arranges the latest Christmas naughty messages and Christmas naughty messages images. This is all for you.

  • Oh wow! Santa has the same wrapping paper as mommy!
  • Santa saw your Facebook profile. Now you’re getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas
  • Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
  • Can I keep you forever? You are the perfect gift i would never like to lose for this Christmas.
  • Dear Santa My Sister Is The Naughty One.Trust me i am good one.

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  • What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
  • Bad news. Christmas was cancelled. When Santa was told you were good this year, he died laughing!
  • Santa has it great. I buy all the toys. He gets all the credit.
  • I just wrote a letter to Santa. I asked him to bring me a clearer definition of “naughty.”

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  • Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Send me a brother.” Santa Claus wrote back,
    “Send me your mother!” Ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
  • Boy I better get started
    shopping for Christmas!
    It is only 5 months away..
  • May Santa give you skill and intelligence this Christmas
    so that you can buy gifts for me more efficiently.
  • Santa is just another example that fat dudes are the jolliest. Have a jolly Christmas. 
  • I’ve adopted Santa’s strategy and only visit family once a year, and only if I think they’ve been good.

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  • I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
  • Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naught and it was worth it.
  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
  • I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
  • I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

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