Christmas is an auspicious religious festival for Christians celebrated all over the world remembering the birth of Jesus Christ. It is observed on 25th of December every year and for this reason, a worldwide celebration takes place during the month of December.
Once the Christmas season starts, we can see many interesting and entertaining customs that people follow. On this great day, many activities like praying, dinner party and exchanging gifts take place to share happiness and Christmas wishes. The dinner arrangement is generally called feast, where friends, family, and relatives together sit, eat, and get pleasure from celebrations amidst their busy and hectic life. In fact, people enjoy the whole event with great happiness forgetting all their worries and troubles. Christmas tries to give away gladness and hopes to people all across the world.
The Christmas holiday is a special time of year when the time is most prominently spent with family, friends, and loved ones to celebrate this festive event. To show your close friends admiration and wish them a joyous celebration, the messagesforchristmas provides a perfect assortment of the Naughty Christmas Text Messages and emotions you can include. Send these Naughty Christmas Text Messages and share hilarious moments to make this Christmas unforgettable.
Funny Christmas Wishes For Friends
- Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
MErry Christmas 😉
- I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming in to my neighborhood after dark.
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
- “Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
- Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Send me a brother.” Santa Claus wrote back, “Send me your mother!” Hohohoho! Merry Christmas!
- If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
- I sit atop ur Christmas tree,
All clad in pink, a real fairy.
The reason I appear so glum,
The sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.
- A weather man predicted snow
But he didn’t get it right
So the female anchor on the show
Asked to our delight
“So Bob, where’s that 8 inches!
You promised me last night?
- On Christmas Eve
Don’t lay awake in bed
All you naughty girls
Blonde, brunette or red
For instead of presents
You may get a shock instead
You may catch Santa
Dressed in his suit of red
Emptying his sack
At the end of your bed
- Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
- On Christmas!!
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths classThink +ve:)
- Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas.
- Let’s Be Naughty this Christmas .And save Santa the trip. Merry Christmas Honey!
- B4 The Church Bells Ring.
B4 The Cakes & Wine r Served.
B4 The Holy Star Appears.
B4 Networks Get Jammed
Let Me Wish u AMerry Xmas..
- KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
ho…don’t think dirty…
its A ”CIGRETTE”
- How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
- Be naughty or be nice. Either way, I’m wishing you a Merry Christmas.
- Lets Welcome the Year Which is Fresh and New,
Lets Cherish each Moment it Beholds,
Lets Celebrate this Blissful New year. 🙂
- Chritmas ka yeh payara tyohaar jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke diwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.