Christmas is a religious Christian festival comes on 25th of December annually. It’s one of the most ever celebrated festivals across the world. Everyone rejoices and celebrates this wonderful season of Christmas with full spirit to spread smiles on other’s faces. People say ‘Merry Christmas’ to each other and spread pleasure, peace, and love by forgetting enmity and egoism. This event includes gifting, dancing, caroling, Christmas feasts, Christmas Cakes, and family gatherings etc. Besides all these things, wishing text messages are a far most part of this traditional festival.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants to forget his painful past and make his present memorable. This can be possible by passing on laughter and smiles to others who are sad because of any reason. Christmas is so beautiful and lets’ carries this beauty to everyone! This year wish your friends, family, and everyone who is near to your heart with funny messages. Let “Time to Make Fun Spend Beautiful Moments” be the theme of Christmas 2017 this year and spread fun everywhere. Messagesforchristmas.com has a big collection of Funny Christmas Text messages. This year wish everyone by sending a message from this funny collection and spread smile all around you.
This season is a season of love, joy, and happiness…So Be Happy and Merry Christmas.
Funny Christmas Text Messages
- In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall your expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall you receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from you!
- Do not expect Santa They all are Drunk
and flat Merry Christmas without gifts
Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself?
I think he needs to shave his beard.
- I love Christmas.
When else can you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else.
We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus,
we’ll be seeing six or seven. Have a Merry Christmas!
- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
So, don’t forget to get me that diamond ring!!
- What is similar between Christmas and a work-day in the office?
You do the whole work, but the big guy in costume makes a merit of it.
- Why is Santa Claus always so cheerful?
Because he knows where the bad girls live.
- Dear Santa,
I really enjoyed the Chinese fireworks that you have presented me the last year.
This year I’m expecting from you two fingers.
- Have a very merry Christmas!!! Hope Santa was good to you have a awesome day and hope you got great presents hugs and kisses..
- Q. What happened when the snow woman got angry at the snowman?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
- A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and
love. A blessed Christmas to you!
- The snow gently falls,
touches the heart,
white as a dove,
Merry christmas wid love.
- Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendour of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
- What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?….
- Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Bcoz he knows where the naughty girls live!
- Last year I asked Santa for the
sexiest person ever for Christmas…
I woke up in a box.
- When you stop believing in Santa Claus
is when you start getting clothes for Christmas
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it
- I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
Have a great new year! Hopefully Santa
will be extra good to you. Enjoy your holidays!
- Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Holly-days are here again!
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